• How to remain calm while hurtling down the road with a teen at the wheel
• How to scream in muted, non-threatening tones during high pressure situations
• How to avoid duress while your teen parallel parks for the first time between a jaguar and Mercedes Benz
• How to bribe your spouse into riding shotgun in your place
• How to install an ejection seat in your car for quick escapes
And last but not least...
• How to pray effectively as a parent of a driving teen
(Somehow people forget all about that separation of church and state business when there's a teen behind the wheel. Same tendency when they're in a jet with engine trouble.)