Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Captain's Blog—August

Stardate: Can I have a glass of water?

Our situation has become more dire. The Slip-n-slid-aton has been damaged and the temperature is climbing. Meanwhile, the vile enemy Mosquitians are attacking from every side. Our Cutter's force shields are down to 12 percent and failing quickly. Have sent out distress beacon with hopes of reinforcements.