Monday, July 19, 2010

Captain's Blog—July

Stardate: hot and humid

Trapped on the planet's surface, the sinister Dr. July is sending his scorching humido-rays to suppress the populace. The ship's ensigns are flailing about and moaning for relief in the form of a popsicle drop from the U.S.S. Groceries.

When will help come? Will the secret weapon, the Slip-n-slide-aton, be enough to get us through?